is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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