Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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