I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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