Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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