Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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