Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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