you're like a bully in the Christmas story
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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