Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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