I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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