Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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