You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Randomize
