Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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