Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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