I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Girls should come with a carfax report
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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