He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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