we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
