Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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