YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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