yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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