U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
