Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Randomize