Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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