I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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