i think i have herpe
just one?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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