it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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