You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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