I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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