i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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