You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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