Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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