Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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