So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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