sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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