How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Holy sore nipples Batman
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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