3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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