then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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