That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize