All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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