all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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