where does the pee come out of this thing
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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