I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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