I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I bet he comes in French.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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