Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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