They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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