Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
