I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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