I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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