I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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