the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Randomize
