Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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