Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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