No stitches, just platelets and will power
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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