he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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