If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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