my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Terrible idea I love it
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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