so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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